I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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