Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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