ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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