I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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