What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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