Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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