Yo dont text me then not text me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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