btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
