He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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