He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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