Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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