YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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