sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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