Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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