No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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