Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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