I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Actions speak louder than pants.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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