im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You are the jesus of drinking
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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