I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm really busy with my period
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