my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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