I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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