I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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