some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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