sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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