in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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