He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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