He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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