i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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