come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The air was thick with penises
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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