If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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