This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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