But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
