Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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