watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
the raccoons are back...
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