But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she smelled like a LAN party
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
