this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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