He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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