She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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