it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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