They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
