There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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