If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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