I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
