I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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