in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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