Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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