Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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