walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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