people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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