Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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