You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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