Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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